Mark Zuckerberg..the World's First Trillionaire?

 Hey it’s Moonley again. I just found out that Facebook is up for sale!  Yes! So shut up! Can you believe it?  I think Mark is going for the big one this time. He’ll soon be a trillionaire.  Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Mukesh Ambani — they’ll all have to start washing dishes and taking out the garbage when Mark Zuckerberg is finished with this.

But the minimum investment is $2 million (unless you work for Goldman Sachs). I know, it sounds like a lot of money, especially when you’ve only got $37 in your bank account like me. But $2 million isn't really that much, like about the same amount of money in marijuana deals that changes hands in Canada every 6 hours.  We can raise the money, my friends, if we pool our resources. Remember that word — ‘pool.’  Me, I’d rather have a pool in my parents back yard and another one in my own back yard when I get my own apartment pretty soon. But you gotta start somewhere, right?

So post your pledges on my comments page. And I’ll set up the internet banking arrangements so you can send me your money online. That’ll be très cool. And then we’ll all have a share in the world’s biggest best most fantastic company ever. I mean that.